Frustrated with the commute to work? I recommend working on a holiday and taking public trans while hundreds of drunk assholes are arriving in town to see the mummers. Puts the normal commute woes into perspective.

Oddly enough, i observed no fewer nor greater pools of urine than normal in the train station.

I’m setting the bar lower. My goal: don’t step in human urine, feces, blood, semen, or vomit on my way to/from work – all of which i did many times in 2014.

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